"The 2007 Tumbleweeds"

Here they are, folks, a world-class collection of murderous demagogues, mud-draggers, gossips, race-baiters, slimy politicos, idiots, spineless executives, women beaters and exploiters and assholes in general who have more than worn out their 15 minutes on the stage. Somehow, all of the above captioned individuals have succeeded to contribute NOTHING POSITIVE to the development of humankind, they had their stage upon which the general discourse of life could have been made better in some small way and squandered their opportunity. They've simply become too tiresome to bear any longer. Yes, it's time once and for all for this brood of vipers to dry up and blow away into the wastelands of irrelevance.

While I'm sure they'd have an acceptance speech upon having been accorded such high honors, we've already taken care of that:

"Please shut up, just shut up and go away."